2:15 p.m. ||December 18, 2004
Don't ever watch this movie.
So Missy came over last night. We exchanged gifts and then decided to rent a couple movies. She picked out this horrible movie that couldn't even be described as a B movie. This thing should never have been filmed. Anyway that wasn't the worst one. I picked out "Dreamcatcher". I put that on after the horrendous movie and I must admit I was getting into it at first. Who wouldn't with 4 cute guys in a cabin, in Maine, in a snow storm. Then the freakiness factor came in. In case you haven't seen this I don't want to ruin it for you. If you have or don't care read on. So some hunter is stranded in the woods and they (the guys) take him in and rescue him. Meanwhile this hunter is burping and farting up a storm. The next thing is the hunter guy is in the bathroom and there's trails of blood all over the place. I really, really hate seeing a lot of blood like that even if it is in a movie. I mean I usually have a good stomach. I could read the worst slasher, serial killer novel and it wouldn't bother me but this bothered me. Next the two guys break down the bathroom door and the hunter is on the throne taking a dump it would seem but there is still blood everywhere. Next sorry this is gross) something plops out of his ass and starts thrashing in the toliet. It's an alien. I am practically throwing up at this point and I am breathing heavy. I could not finish the movie. I yell to Missy- "Shut it off, shut it off". I felt so sweaty and I couldn't see straight, so I went to lie down. I have never had a movie affect me like that. It made me so sick I was hyperventelating (sp?). So unless you trully love blood, guts and aliens- don't watch this movie.
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