4:56 p.m. ||March 19, 2006
Boyfriend Nicknames
Wow, two entries in one day. Because I have insomia at night. I was up trying to sleep and started thinking up stupid appropriate nicknames for some of the idiots (well not all idiots) I've dated. Here they are... in order, along with an explanation. "Magellan"- Because I had to draw him a map when we first had sex. "Toothless"- Because he got in a bad car accident and lost some of his teeth "Phone Sex Guy"- Because he charged 900#'s to my phone. "Red Picasso"- Because he had an artist's soul and red hair. "The Lizard King"- He was the poet Jim Morrison reincarnated. "Dim Sum"- My asian boyfriend. "AA"- My alcoholic boyfriend. "Patrick Swayze"- He thought of himself like him in Dirty Dancing. "Pot Head/Gambler"- Self explanatory.
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